No, this is not an April fool joke (the headline, not Bush).  George W. Bush, in his fruitless effort to make something of his presidency, is on the road trying to flex his foreign policy muscles.  Why just last week he invited former soviet states Kiev and Georgia to become NATO members.  He gave a singing endorsement that the US would not oppose such a membership, thereby pissing off the rest of NATO.

On it’s face it seems to be a nice little gesture, but as usual he speaks before he thinks.  No that the US has such a dastardly reputation, when you are invited to join NATO, you are invited to be occupied by the US.  The rest of NATO does not think it is a good idea.  If fact, George’s buddy, Putin (dictator of Russia), said if Kiev and Georgia become members of NATO and host the US, he will point his nukes at them (see CNN article).