On behalf of the intelligent and compasionate Americans, we extend an apology to Canada for the constipated Republicans that are attacking your character.  For you see, Canada, that is what these retards do.   We reasonable Americans also have to endure their petty diatribe.  Tucker Carlson (MSNBC), Neil Cavuto (Fox News) - they are all a bunch of political dollies spewing trash from the corrupt Bush Regime. They are not the majority in this country, so just ignore them.  These phony networks are just polical toys directed to spread hate in order to keep most Americans angry and afraid. 

So don’t get mad as us, feel sorry for us.  Hopefully the ring leaders will be in jail soon and we will all be vindicated.